Feel or No Deal Press Interviews

Posted in Uncategorized on October 17th, 2011 by LauraLicks

As the new Broadcast Journalist here at Pure XXX I was given the important task of interviewing the Porn Stars on the set of Feel or No Deal, and here is your chance to know what they thought of their day. Enjoy, LauraLicks x

 

SETH STRONG

Seth Strong was our first contestant and in Scene One he won “The Wanker’s Wife’ played by the gorgeous Megan Coxxx.

1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
It was 100% fun on the day.

2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
I would take a deal that would help my life be better.

3. You must deal with it all the time, but how was it working so directly with the Wanker?
Working with the Wanker was great fun.

4. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
The Pure XXX team is second to none.

5. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
The all female crew were great, no pressure from start to finish.

6. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
lets just say it was a fun day with lots of funny moments.

7. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
I think either Blind Date or Mr&Mrs would be loads of fun. Lets do one ha-ha!!

 

 

ANGEL LONG

Our second contestant was Angel Long and she won the ‘Pussy Pounding’ with our Feel or No Deal Sex Slave Lexi Ward.

1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
It was great fun shooting my scene. I love having live sex and getting the crowd going, and this was no exception.

2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
To be fair I don’t think Noel Edmunds could handle me. I think I would send him crazy.

3. You must deal with it all the time, but how was it working so directly with the Wanker?
Ha-ha, well all he offered me was a full body massage, which I thought was pretty lame to be fair.

4. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
I’ve worked with the Pure Girls on many projects They are always pretty cool and easy to work with. I used to be on the other side of the camera with them too.

5. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
I don’t really. They seem to get off on it as much as the guys do.

6. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
It is great fun changing the normal acceptable to all viewers programme and making it into absolute filth for just adults to watch.

7. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
I have just directed and produced my own series for TVX called Angel Long’s Porn Apprentice, which is an obvious spoof of the Apprentice. I even had my very own Sir Alan Sugar.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LEXI WARD

Our Feel or No Deal Sex Slave who has to perform a ‘Pussy Pounding’ with Angel Long.

1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
It was loads of fun. Was really good.

2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
I would like the new Rampant Rabbit, the new Anal Beads and £50,000.

3. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
It was amazing as usual.

4. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
It is a lot more relaxed and they make you feel at ease. They are so good to get along with too.

5. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
It is a good idea and funny as fuck!

6. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
Jersey Shore as Gordie Shore – full of proper filthy gordie sluts and haws.

 

 

SEB CAM

Seb Cam is our third contestant and he won a ‘Foot Wank’ with the beautiful Eva May.

1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
Yes I had fun although with a live audience my mind was concentrating on that more than fucking the girl. It was also challenging too.

2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
There would be no offer. I don’t think I would like Joel/Noel in my box. ‘So call the Wanker back and tell him all bets are off’.

3. You must deal with it all the time, but how was it working so directly with the Wanker?
He offered me his porn collection which was tempting but I’d much rather prefer the fucking!

4. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
They are very lovely and they kept spraying me with that water fan to keep me cool under the lights and attended to my every need. Under the stressful circumstances the Pure Team were awesome.

5. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
You don’t have to worry with what they are thinking, or if your doing it right or wrong because their girls. It’s a lot better than a guy watching you.

6. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
The parodies are a lot of fun. I text my friend saying ‘guess what I’m doing today – a Feel or No Deal show with a Noel Edmunds lookalike and set’. We need that laughter and fun in life to make life different and exciting.

7. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
I want to do ‘Free running Fucking’. It involves people free running, climbing buildings like Spiderman and going flips, while chasing girls and then they fuck them. A bit like chasing their prey like rooftop ninja’s.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

EVA MAY

Our Feel or No Deal Sex Slave Eva May has to perform a ‘Foot Wank’ on Seb.

1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
Yeah it was great fun.

2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
I would take a Foot Wank.

3. You must deal with it all the time, but how was it working so directly with the Wanker?
It’s naughty!!!

4. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
Excellent. They are super great.

5. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
It is cool, I prefer working with them than boys.

6. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
It is a very good idea.

7. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
Red or Black. One box would have the good prize in and the other wouldn’t. So really it is ‘To fuck or not to fuck’!!

 

 

MICHELLE THORNE

Our forth contestant was Michelle Thorne and she won the biggest prize yet on Feel or No Deal – The Wanker himself!!!!

1. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
It would have to be over One Million!!!!

2. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
I love them. They are absolutely amazing and I thought they were brilliant today. They really helped us and are very understanding.

3. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
They are 100 times better to work with than men.

4. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
I think it’s really fun and I’ve produced some myself, so its good.

5. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
Crime Stoppers. They are looking for porn offenders and have to re-in-act the crime.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TIGERR BENSON

Tigerr Benson is our last contestant of the day and has a huge crush on Joel himself. She ends up winning a good ‘Anal Fucking’!

1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
I had a lot of fun/ I’ve actually just cleaned all the cum off my body it was that good.

2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
He wouldn’t have to offer me anything, I’d have him right here, right now!

3. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
This is the second time working with them and I’ve had a lot of fun. It’s nice to see a bunch of girls doing the camera work.

4. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
Not really, you just have to make sure the girls are pervy enough, and these girls have definitely got the pervy’ness.

5. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
TI think it is always fun, but that is the British way isn’t it – taking the mick out of someone. It’s all a bit cheesy.

6. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
The Cube – You get them to do all sorts of sexy things inside the cube.

 

 

 

 

 

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Happy Monday!

Posted in Uncategorized on April 19th, 2010 by EmilySwallows

Good morning motherfuckers!

How’s everyone feeling this morning? Not too hungover from the weekend I hope! Our editor is feeling a little worse for wear today after a naughty girly weekend but I think editing our Mai Bailey scene will sort her out, it’s fucking hot!!

It’s Television X time back in the Pure Office so we’ve been busy planning our next series… I can’t believe how quickly they come around! We’re so excited about The A Word hitting your screens next month, the thought of teaching you guys and girls at home how to anally fuck the Pure way gets us all excited! Especially Angel Long who’s getting a twitch thinking about all you guys and girls at home losing your anal virginities whilst her ass is being pounded on screen!

Aside from planning Television X we’ve been busy filming some hot content for our site which we can’t wait to get captured in today! Speaking of hot content, did you guys check out our very first anal solo from the filthy potty mouthed Vicki Peach? Now she is a nasty little slut!

Hope you have plenty of hot wanks this week!

Lots of love,
Miss Swallows xxxx

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Behind the scenes at The A Word

Posted in Behind The Scenes, Latest Shoots, Television X Series on March 30th, 2010 by EmilySwallows

Hey lovelies!

How’s everyone doing this morning? Hope no-one’s getting caught up in the National Rail works like I did this morning… Took me 3 hours to do a 9 mile journey! Good ol’ British Railways aye! We’ve had a really hectic few weeks wrapping up our Television X series so that it’s ready to hit your screens, and now we’re getting ready to start writing and putting our 4th series together! No stopping in this office hehe!

As you guys know I joined the girls on set throughout filming The A Word to capture all the behind the scenes action, we’ve had everything from Pascal ravaging our models underwear, Angel training up our staffs arses for some anal action, a near-death by tea incident and lots and lots of Anal Sex! It’s so weird looking back on it now, 3 months ago I’d never really watched porno, now I’m writing about it, filming it and tweeting it, I’ve watched my first ever live webcam show (Angel insisted I promise! Hehe) and brought my first sex toy! I think I should consider myself well and truly corrupted! It’s been great getting to know you filthy fuckers out in Twitterland who tweet me daily, don’t be shy to come say hi and let me know what you think about our scenes or what you’d like to see! I don’t bite I promise :)

Thanks for sharing our filth with us and for helping me to become filthier by the day! I’m looking forward to keeping you posted with our filth throughout the year, and the years to come! If you have any suggestions/fantasies/fetishes/corrupting that you’d like to see, please send me a message and I will see what I can arrange! ;)

Make sure you tune into TVX Channels 903, Freeview 97 & Virgin Channel 490 or alternatively visit http://televisionx.co.uk!

You can see all the behind the scenes action now at http://thepurehub.com or alternatively, read the rest of our blogs for all the photos and updates about The A Word! Don’t forget that our 20% off voucher code GIMMECHEAP expires tomorrow! Make sure you enter your code to get next month’s membership for 36p a day!

Lots of Love,

Miss Swallows xxxx

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Non-Members Exclusive!

Posted in News on March 18th, 2010 by EmilySwallows

Hey guys and girls,

Hows it all hanging this afternoon? If I were a man my desk would be on a little bit of a slant this afternoon as we are all fucking horny in the office! We’ve been proofing our scenes for our Television X Series making sure that we’ve got all the right filth in there for you guys at home and I’ve been busy putting something together EXCLUSIVELY for all you guys and girls out there who aren’t members of PurexxxFilms, but still want to see the best fucksluts in the UK, US and Europe fucking and sucking everything and everyone we have to offer them!

We’ve now opened our own Official & Exclusive Clips4Sale page crammed with 7 minute clips of our Favourite scenes! So far we’ve uploaded College Girls, Mistress Lolly & Her Slaves, Boiler Trouble, Share That Cock and Every Holes A Goal with plenty more being uploaded over today and tomorrow! Make sure you cum over and visit our store!!

As always you can also catch up with us girls on Twitter at @PurexxxFilms, @Angel_Long and @EmilySwallows we’re always tweeting about what we’ve been upto and the latest offers and freebies on Pure XXX Films!

We’ve also got another Freebie on it’s way! But I can’t tell you about that just yet… hehe

Lots of Love, Emily Swallows xxxxx

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New Website Launched: The Pure Hub!

Posted in New Updates, News, Television X Series on March 1st, 2010 by EmilySwallows

Hey guys and girls!

The sun is shining outside, woo! It’s the perfect day for a spot of flashing don’t you think Miss Long ;)

Hope you all had a wicked weekend whatever you’ve been up to! We shot some really horny and perverted scenes for our Television X series this weekend, on Friday we shot a DP scene with Angel Long, and Saturday we shot with the gorgeous Mai Bailey! Ummm, she was sexy!

As you might know we’ve been gearing up the last few weeks for the launch of our #Projectxxx, we can finally announce today just what #Projectxxx is… it’s our brand new nasty free tube site! Thepurehub.com was created so that we could share all our latest behind the scenes, trailers and snippets with you guys without the restrictions of sites such as YouTube and so that you don’t have to be a member of Pure XXX Films to see what the Pure Girls are all about!

We’ve added lots of new features to the Pure Hub, but we will be constantly developing and adding new content everyday so that you’re always updated wherever you are! We hope that our newest addition to the Pure Network will get you hard, and bring you closer to us Girls and our filthy fucksluts here at Pure!

Please feel free to send your comments and suggestions to us at: thegirls@purexxxfilms.com or come visit us on Twitter at @PurexxxFilms, @Angel_Long and @EmilySwallows!

Enjoy our New Site!

Lots of Love, The Pure Girls xxxxx

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