Feel or No Deal Press Interviews
Posted in Uncategorized on October 17th, 2011 by LauraLicksAs the new Broadcast Journalist here at Pure XXX I was given the important task of interviewing the Porn Stars on the set of Feel or No Deal, and here is your chance to know what they thought of their day. Enjoy, LauraLicks x
SETH STRONG
Seth Strong was our first contestant and in Scene One he won “The Wanker’s Wife’ played by the gorgeous Megan Coxxx.
1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
It was 100% fun on the day.
2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
I would take a deal that would help my life be better.
3. You must deal with it all the time, but how was it working so directly with the Wanker?
Working with the Wanker was great fun.
4. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
The Pure XXX team is second to none.
5. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
The all female crew were great, no pressure from start to finish.
6. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
lets just say it was a fun day with lots of funny moments.
7. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
I think either Blind Date or Mr&Mrs would be loads of fun. Lets do one ha-ha!!
ANGEL LONG
Our second contestant was Angel Long and she won the ‘Pussy Pounding’ with our Feel or No Deal Sex Slave Lexi Ward.
1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
It was great fun shooting my scene. I love having live sex and getting the crowd going, and this was no exception.
2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
To be fair I don’t think Noel Edmunds could handle me. I think I would send him crazy.
3. You must deal with it all the time, but how was it working so directly with the Wanker?
Ha-ha, well all he offered me was a full body massage, which I thought was pretty lame to be fair.
4. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
I’ve worked with the Pure Girls on many projects They are always pretty cool and easy to work with. I used to be on the other side of the camera with them too.
5. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
I don’t really. They seem to get off on it as much as the guys do.
6. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
It is great fun changing the normal acceptable to all viewers programme and making it into absolute filth for just adults to watch.
7. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
I have just directed and produced my own series for TVX called Angel Long’s Porn Apprentice, which is an obvious spoof of the Apprentice. I even had my very own Sir Alan Sugar.
LEXI WARD
Our Feel or No Deal Sex Slave who has to perform a ‘Pussy Pounding’ with Angel Long.
1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
It was loads of fun. Was really good.
2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
I would like the new Rampant Rabbit, the new Anal Beads and £50,000.
3. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
It was amazing as usual.
4. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
It is a lot more relaxed and they make you feel at ease. They are so good to get along with too.
5. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
It is a good idea and funny as fuck!
6. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
Jersey Shore as Gordie Shore – full of proper filthy gordie sluts and haws.
SEB CAM
Seb Cam is our third contestant and he won a ‘Foot Wank’ with the beautiful Eva May.
1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
Yes I had fun although with a live audience my mind was concentrating on that more than fucking the girl. It was also challenging too.
2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
There would be no offer. I don’t think I would like Joel/Noel in my box. ‘So call the Wanker back and tell him all bets are off’.
3. You must deal with it all the time, but how was it working so directly with the Wanker?
He offered me his porn collection which was tempting but I’d much rather prefer the fucking!
4. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
They are very lovely and they kept spraying me with that water fan to keep me cool under the lights and attended to my every need. Under the stressful circumstances the Pure Team were awesome.
5. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
You don’t have to worry with what they are thinking, or if your doing it right or wrong because their girls. It’s a lot better than a guy watching you.
6. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
The parodies are a lot of fun. I text my friend saying ‘guess what I’m doing today – a Feel or No Deal show with a Noel Edmunds lookalike and set’. We need that laughter and fun in life to make life different and exciting.
7. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
I want to do ‘Free running Fucking’. It involves people free running, climbing buildings like Spiderman and going flips, while chasing girls and then they fuck them. A bit like chasing their prey like rooftop ninja’s.
EVA MAY
Our Feel or No Deal Sex Slave Eva May has to perform a ‘Foot Wank’ on Seb.
1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
Yeah it was great fun.
2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
I would take a Foot Wank.
3. You must deal with it all the time, but how was it working so directly with the Wanker?
It’s naughty!!!
4. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
Excellent. They are super great.
5. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
It is cool, I prefer working with them than boys.
6. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
It is a very good idea.
7. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
Red or Black. One box would have the good prize in and the other wouldn’t. So really it is ‘To fuck or not to fuck’!!
MICHELLE THORNE
Our forth contestant was Michelle Thorne and she won the biggest prize yet on Feel or No Deal – The Wanker himself!!!!
1. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
It would have to be over One Million!!!!
2. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
I love them. They are absolutely amazing and I thought they were brilliant today. They really helped us and are very understanding.
3. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
They are 100 times better to work with than men.
4. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
I think it’s really fun and I’ve produced some myself, so its good.
5. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
Crime Stoppers. They are looking for porn offenders and have to re-in-act the crime.
TIGERR BENSON
Tigerr Benson is our last contestant of the day and has a huge crush on Joel himself. She ends up winning a good ‘Anal Fucking’!
1. How much fun did you have on set? I bet you had quite a laugh….
I had a lot of fun/ I’ve actually just cleaned all the cum off my body it was that good.
2. What kind of offer would you take to allow Noel Edmunds into your box?
He wouldn’t have to offer me anything, I’d have him right here, right now!
3. What is it like working with the Pure XXX Girls?
This is the second time working with them and I’ve had a lot of fun. It’s nice to see a bunch of girls doing the camera work.
4. How do they differ to working with a male crew?
Not really, you just have to make sure the girls are pervy enough, and these girls have definitely got the pervy’ness.
5. With the parodies, how much fun is it to go to work and take the piss out of someone and then do the real work (the fucking)?
TI think it is always fun, but that is the British way isn’t it – taking the mick out of someone. It’s all a bit cheesy.
6. If you could direct your own parody of a TV show or movie what would it be and why?
The Cube – You get them to do all sorts of sexy things inside the cube.
